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It is funny when I see the ladies of today engage in a battle of will, a war with laid down principles, a struggle with life, for life and vanity as a whole. So I can imagine the question going through your minds right now, what struggle????

Yes! A very big struggle, crazy I may say and unnecessary I might add.

Now there are different kind of struggle and the most annoying of it all is seeing a secondary school girl imitating this vices. Here are some of the struggles my chicas go through in order to feel on top.

THE HIP STRUGGLE

Have you ever seen a girl put a picture on an instragram, pushing out her bony thigh to stride a pose and portray a non-existent hip? Now, that is a struggle. I imagine the pain she must feel striking such a pose all in the name of getting the name “omo sexy”. Now that is nothing compared to the new trend HIPS. Now HIPS is actually a very silly innovation developed by a consciously “mad” individual, a fake personality who thought selling fake body parts would earn him or her some dough. I once saw a girl on campus wearing “hips”. It was so obvious because the hip wasn’t well positioned. It was just above her normal pelvic postrum on the lower limb. I couldn’t even laugh, I could just look and cry in shame, I wept in my spirit at the disgusting appearance and the fake body part. What would the guys say about this?????

 THE BREAST STRUGGLE

Now this is the most popular of all struggle. It is ever trending. Padded bra, silicon bra,. give me more! I could never run out of names. Double padded bra then came into existence and I screamed THIS IS THE HEIGHT!!!! Can we just get real.

Imagine a guy hugging you hard and develops a chest pain latter all because of the rocky structure on your chest! Haba!!! Mothers are crying “ don’t kill our sons” okay! What is it about big breasts? This struggle has always been since primary school days when a young girl would put an insect called “kuloso” and rub it over her mammary gland just to develop big breast!

Mothers are you even watching!!!

THE NATURAL HAIR STRUGGLE

Hehehehe, newest trend. Girls be keeping botch on their hair and be calling it natural hair. You hear them saying “I’m undergoing transitions” to questions like “your hair is due, it over 3months now, loose it already” abeg who are dey deceiving? Hypocrite oshi!!

THE BOYFRIEND STRUGGLE   

Have you seen chiamaka’s boyfriend? He is the definition of TDAR! Ada said to Lillian I say TDHR, na wetin be the R con dey the back oh! Lillian asked

Hehehe! See this bea oh, you slow die! I mean rich! Dude is

Tall ,dark ,handsome and rich!

So what??? He is rich, he get car? Hin papa never rich reach Dangote, so wetin?? Abeg park well! I see girls going around half naked nowadays, all in the name of chasing after rich dudes with cars! They catch rich dudes then find it impossible to keep them at the end……SMH!

THE MAKEUP STRUGGLE

“You look so beautiful. Who did your make up?” Bimbo asked Ijeoma.

“Oh, thanks, Tara herself did it.”

“You know Tara Durotoye of house of Tara now?” Lillian asked.

Shoroniyen??? Oya mi lenu ooo… Hehehe. Guyz please do not propose to a girl on a first night… You go blame yourself later. In fact ‘shue’ is a girl who looks different from how she looked when you asked her out…..lool

THE CLUB STRUGGLE

This one na die! Everybody wan go club, even my spirikoko sister don dey jasi. Imagine a chic wearing leggings to club? Abeg you wan go sell bread? Some would even combine stupid colours and you start wondering “is there a masquerade show today? Hehehe! Worse one na when babe wear cloth wey be like uniform! Alright that is the height! I rest my case…… Awon struggle oro!

 

THE SHOE STRUGGLE

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Ever seen a girl, especially a “long girl” on heels? Not the four inches type. I’ m talking about the likes of six inches and eight… Lol… You sabi those masquerade on long sticks? They are usually like that and then you exclaim and scream “o je ma danu (better don’t pour away)” the worst scenario is when you see a chic walking and you begin to count steps with her and then my evil minded niccurs come out and say “ dey watch oh, she go stunt legover”… Heheehe… You think say na only girls get witch? Wait till she falls! Itz that bad.

I’ m tired of laughing…..such are the struggles girls face oh! You think say na only pregnant women dey labour, come my school abeg… Lool

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