THE TALK TURKEY

TWO FOOLISH GOATS!
I must start by apologizing to you for being away and negligence of my promise to always write for you. I do not want to be like that worker that blames his failure on his tools or other things around him, but I must confess that it wasn’t really my fault as it was my “Ogas at the top that waved me away with just a finger over some board monitoring committee issue on the Union of Campus Journalist platform, saying they had to make some ‘categories’ available so they can get some marks for the board.
Hmm! My brothers, what can the ant do when the elephants struggle for recognition? Of course he stands and watches, but not too attentively though, less he gets crushed under their big foots. I was almost forgetting the topic I’m writing about. I was carried away reporting my Ogas at the top to you.
Yes, talking about the two foolish goats, I know we were all expecting to see something* on the power tussle between the cabals and cartels of the department, I know we all expected the release of words and lexicons of abuses of some two persons in the department of probably the Russian and German Unit, terming two people goats and describing how dumb they are for not sitting out their differences.
But comparing human beings, learned colleagues, to goats isn’t going to do me any good, bragging that someone who is going to sue me to court for comments wouldn’t have the power to do it wouldn’t do any good either. For it will make us two foolish …
Actually I was going to write about a story I loved so much when I was in primary school. I liked it because my teacher would always detain me after school to read the passage several times, after being caught in a fight with another boy. She would always tell me that fighting (disagreement) that leads to exchange of ‘hot’ words and the belief that you are the boss and everyone must listen to your way of doing things, isn’t always the right way to go about life.
I didn’t totally hate reading the story because I would always sit next to my teacher and stare at her pretty face, while she explained the meaning of the two foolish goats who found each other at a narrow bridge. Then I would always imagine how it would be if my beautiful teacher agrees to marry me when I grew up.
Then I didn’t take note of what she said until recent events in departmental politics and even the nation at large. I remembered her soft lips and gentle eyes and all she use to say to me. I have then decided to let you know that all was done not in the manner of the two foolish goats, but for the benefit of all. Although I must say that I will continue to correct you as a friend because it is my job to do so but you will always be my friend no matter what.
You can sue me but be sure to have your facts. I am still your friend and always will be even to the witness box.
Oh! Sorry I think I lost my self-there. Well if you all want to know the story of the two foolish goats, kindly get the Brighter Grammar series, book 4. I am not a story telling type. I am just a Turkey that talks.
Winks!!!
mineeee

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