WAKE UP, HE IS NOT A KEEPER!

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However, what baffles me most are that often times we really don’t get the message when a guy is not boyfriend material or husband material as the case may be . Men really don’t hide their true character, we just fail to see it , as they say , love is blind ( I personally don’t believe that crap though)

I finally watched the “anaconda” video(although I could barely hear the lyrics, but thanks to Google, I was finally able to make out what she was saying and since I’m neither fat not skinny, I find it hard to take offence. However, I take off ence to objectifying women as sexual objects especially by a fellow woman.

Nicki Minaj makes it look like we (the female gender) are only awesome as far as our physical appropriation goes. Come on, what about a woman’s brain (I dare say a woman’s brain is the only brain that is capable of processing visual, verbal and emotional responses at the same time. Not to mention the fact that we can sense emotional messages in conversations and facial expressions.)
Dear ladies, these are a few signals you shall be seeing to know that this guy ain’t a keeper. You can thank me later.

HE’S NEVER THERE:
‘He’s neither emotionally available nor physically available except when he needs you. He missed your birthday party, your convocation and you can’t call to tell him you are sick (because, you have that feeling that he wouldn’t be there). When he does miraculously turn up, he s busy pressing his phone and chatting with his buddies or busy playing games on his phone and you know what, he doesn’t even get along with any of your friends.

HE ONLY COMPLIMENTS YOUR LOOKS,
Yes, I know ladies love been complimented and they like to know that men think they are beautiful ( except me), however if the only good thing about you is that you look hot or sexy, then the moment you start to get cold, he’ll dump you for the next hot chic. He not only expects you to dress up and go with him to the club on Friday night ,he’ll expect you to spend the night at his place so you can clean it up, wash the dishes and do the laundry and probably sleep with him ( I’m just being realistic)

HE NEVER INTRODUCES YOU:
According to a research carried out by yours truly I have found out that men are natural collectors of beautiful things and their ego is as big as mount Olivet ( but I’m sure everyone knew that already) , therefore, it is based on this hypothesis that I propound that if a guy never introduces you as his girlfriend , never ever, ever, ever, think that you are , because if you really are , he’ d be proud to show you off to his buddies and parents and family members etc

HE DOESN’T REMEMBER THE THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU:
This guy is a complete douche bag. If a guy is really interested in keeping you forever he’ll keep track of the things that are important to you and make an active effort to make it important to him too

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM:
A little mystery is fun sometimes but if he tells you nothing about himself, unless he’s a serial killer, this guy isn’t in for the long haul (you don’t have to agree with me on that one)

HE’S ARROGANT….TO YOU!
If you are into guys like whiz kid, then you are a perfect couple. If this guy thinks only of himself and has no respect for you or your friends or your family then you should know that he won’t make a good partner (I’m quite sure some ladies still won’t listen though) we gotta make our own mistakes, right?

HE’S A “CHEATER”
Babes, if he cheats once , he’ll cheat again because leopards don’t change their spots. Worse still, if he cheats with you, be sure b that he’s going to cheat you too ( karma’s a “blitch” babe. yeah I also invented the word)

HE THREATENS YOU
Oh dear, that’s a red flag. You might think that he’s just being playful but underneath that play is the potentiality that someday he just might follow up on that threat. He’ll say stuff like ‘if you don’t drop that phone right now, I swear I’m going to slap you ‘(I repeat I’m not talking from experience)

HE’S INSECURE AND OBSESSIVE,
Now, he s not only lacking in self confidence, he’s quite the obsessive guy. Now this can lead to quite a number of things and if I let my active imagination loose , I bet the story ends when someday he beats you up blue and black ( hallelujah somebody!). he doesn’t like you out of his sight and the first question he asks you when he calls is ’ where are you ‘ , he’s not caring o, he’s just interested in knowing where his investment lies . I will like to add that some ladies like it when men are obsessed with them but that’s just sad.

HE’S LAZY,
Yes! I’m going to step on toes with this one. If you are dating a yahoo guy then you know you are dating a lazy boy (man doesn’t describe him). He can’t do a decent job and he wants to live like a king, don’t be surprised if he turns you into money someday or perhaps you are beds of a feather. He’ll steal if it comes to it. Run or you might just end up in jail with as an accessory to theft (law students will back me up on this one right//)
It’s easy to mix the signals, but the signals are always there. I’m not always right but

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