WHAT DO LADIES WANT?

(For the guys only, if you are a lady, DO NOT READ!)

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ontrary to what you might probably be thinking, I am not about to provide an authoritative answer to this question. Really, I am not really in any position to make a postulation concerning that. So I will just let my fingers fly as this keyboard helps me to report my thoughts and findings.

The question in question is a question that has defied most if not all solutions. No matter how much you try to resolve the feminine equation, you are you usually left wondering where you are going from the start or where you started from at the end. But really, is there actually anybody that knows what a lady wants? I don’t know, and dear reader, I don’t think you know too.

There is a saying that “Behind every successful man is a woman” and even behind every failure of a man, look closely, you will find a woman there”. Now, if women are that essential to men in the human race, how come we haven’t really been able to unravel them as we unraveled the mysteries of flight and space travel? I don’t know.

A lot of great men from ages past have asked this question over and over again but without a viable answer. Some will tell you ladies want care, some will say gifts, some will even say romance but most will tell you the truth: “ I DON’T KNOW”.

The funniest thing about this situation is that even the ladies themselves are a bunch of confused fellows when it comes to this issue. Some will tell you they want love, some will say affection, some will say they just want someone who will always be with them, some will also tell you the truth: “I WANT MONEY”. So, which of these answers do we want to pick as universal?

Sincerely, I have also tried in my own little way to figure out what ladies actually want but I have not been really successful. Reason is, people are unique in their behaviours, what this lady wants might not necessarily be what that one wants. Even the universally accepted modus operandi for ladies, I.e. “MODE MONEY” doesn’t apply to all of them. At that point when you think you’ve finally figured them out, they show you a new style. And if you happen to be the Personal “Mugu/ Maga” like Sound Sultan, you are really in for a long Seasonal Movie. “them go frustrate your life tire”.

Anyway, to cut short the long story, after much deliberation, I have deemed it fit to propose my own answer/ theory to/about this question.

WHAT DO LADIES WANT?

Simplito!

Ladies Want EVERYTHING AND NOTHING At the Same Time

Take it or leave it, sooner or later, you will discover that I am right. So, again, I tell you:

Ladies Want EVERYTHING AND NOTHING At the Same Time

So please guys, never try to satisfy them, except you don’t want a long life.

Quote me anywhere:

FYI: And to you ladies who refused to heed the warning at the top of the page, don’t get mad at me, Truth is Bitter. What you want is EVERYTHING AND NOTHING. Fortunately, most of you hardly know who I am, so you can’t retaliate. See you later.

 

Okemakinde Samson

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