(DEDICATED TO MY ROOMMATE, ADRIAN ALBERT MOLE Snr…age 22 3/4 years)
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANYONE, DEAD, HALF DEAD OR ALIVE, IS A MIRACLE. ALL INCIDENTS, YESTERDAY, TODAY AND TOMORROW, ARE STRICTLY FICTIONAL AND PERHAPS, A PROPHETIC COINCIDENCE
22nd October
No one in his/her right senses will deny that I have added values to this office and the union itself. I keep thanking the one who has brought me this far, I should go for another thanksgiving service, this time in our local Ayo-Can’s fellowsheep; haba, the lord has been good…
I won’t forget to ask for more prayers, abi what is the work of all these fellowsheep presidents on my floor? Whatever it will cost, it does not matter o. what matters in this life is results and I have much to show but some foolish people won’t let me rest. Is this life about fight fight fight? In this U.I huun, it is very easy to know those who saw only wrestling films while growing up. Them neva increase fees, them don dey shout. Oh oh o, so I should go and ask them at the central staff room if they really want to increase fees abi? Not me o, lailai!
Malala is just a little above half my age yet she got the Nobel Prize. Who knows, if I keep a clean slate, they might nominate me for next year’s Nobel Peace Prize. Abi, is it too much to ask for? Sebi Asiwaju BB promised the management punches as a boxer and nothing happened, yet he was nominated for one leadership award… everyone with his own demon sha!
Foolish people, they say we are not intellectuals, they say we don’t attend leadership conferences, CONVERGE nko? Dem no see me for front row? If we go to U.K or South Africa now, they will start shouting, why are UITES like this?
All these jobless people, they say we don’t read books; Me, I cannot speak for the other executives o, I read, reading LIB too na reading, weather she plagiarises or not, it is not my business. Someone like the Sports prefect does not read; that was how he was asking one stupid question on the S.U page about who exactly should be the S.U bus driver. SMH
EVENING
This electricity issue is getting out of hand Fa; Awo 5 days, Mellanby/ Tedder 2 days. What do I hear about Idia hall and protest? Yeye people, Mellanby no protest, almighty Tedder no
protest, na Awo and Idia go come protest! Wallahi, my hen is sweating, it is the wings that prevent people from see it…
It is high time the P-Aro posted something about the situation.
23rd October
Is it a part of the Komedy café show abi what is this poster I see online? So Asiwaju BB no dey joke about this 2015 Lagos house of assembly thing! Kai, Asiwaju is the man of the people, omo M-urchin…
Electricity issue done, I thank the gods… Haters will never see this achievement o, na so so criticism, especially those press people
They have been shouting about the marcopolo bus that some cheerful giver donated to us, them neva go beyond Agbowo junction for them life o, yet they say it looks like Abuja metro transport bus, they say I should have released a communiqué stating how we got the bus. Am I like that Ife president that writes communiqué on everything including the time he spends in the toilet? We are different, I was anointed, he was elected
I heard they sympathised with madam speaker over that small issue. So if my presidential ancestor, our Cardinal broad says he wants to visit the SRsee, make I talk say space no dey abi? It is a spiritual principle, I treated him like a prophet and I got a prophet’s reward. This life ehn, who knows tomorrow
These sympathizers neva ask madam how much dem give them for the Abuja excursion wey dem go. Na everybody get im own strategy o
When Elijah dey comot, im leave Elisha, that Jimi Jester wants to contest for S.U Presido next session, should not raise eyebrows. It is purely a spiritual affair
Is it really bad that we all have personal assistants?
LIKE A MOLUE, STORIES JOURNEY, HAVING NO START POINT OR A PERMANENT BUS STOP…THE NARRATIVES NEVER END!READERS’ DISCRETION IS SEVERELY ADVISED!
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