By: Sakeenah Kareem
As a student, I was always worried about losing weight from school stress. But recently, I hit the jackpot to maintain my weight and even add more. And I’ve decided to share with you.
Medically, taking too much of carbs, calories, and fat can significantly improve your weight. However, it’s not always easy to get such a student that’s suffering from sapa. The good news is that my method does not incur any financial cost and you’ll still get all the nutrients you need. You just have to get into your leggedizbenz and follow me.
As a resident of CMF, I step out and start to enjoy the cool ambience of nature as I walk down the hill that passes through cmf-cbn-talent road. I can’t help but anticipate the appetizer that awaits me at Awo junction. It is well placed at the center of awo/talent road, opposite eco-friendly and borders Iyalode hostel; such that no one can miss it and everyone will get their undesired portion. Oh, you’re waiting for me to mention plate and spoon. You just need your nose. And if you want to add as much weight as possible, open your mouth too.
Our journey continues. As I turn into the Idia-Indy shortcut, the pile of garbage at Indomie cafe hugs my eyes and settles in my nose. Another 1kg secured.
I proceed on my journey. The independence hall is not independent of this meal. In fact, it is one of the regional headquarters. A wide robust collection of nutritious c(g)arbbage large enough to fill a half plot of land sits conveniently behind Indy market. Its only job is to fill you to its satisfaction. Remember that you can partner your mouth with your nose to secure another 2kg.
And the journey continues to the great hall of Azikiwe, stinking is their way. In addition to noise and aro, Zikites and their residence are quite generous with their choky atmosphere. It is an unspoken rule for students that when you pass through Zik, you have to hold your breath. However, for those of us that want to add weight, we have no business doing that. Rather, we inhale as much as possible while walking at a slow pace so that we can maximize the opportunity.
And off we go to SUB but not without Bello registering themselves on our list of nutrients givers. The vitamin site sitting pretty beside the hall also pays its due just for you to achieve your weight plans. And at the Stinky union building, we can understand why it is called a union building. It unites the offering from the building itself, and Tedder hall, the Lords of nutrients givers. The premier faculty also doesn’t fail to premiere meals from the male restroom on a daily basis.
So, everywhere you are on campus, there is always a meal for you. There is another regional headquarters between KDL and the faculty of education. It is necessary for the mother of other faculties to be well fed too. Opposite Tech, there are drums of delicacies for our engineers that must not be starved.
And the list is endless. If I did not mention anywhere near your route, just look around. Within a 3-5 minutes walk of each road, you shall definitely find a buka. This is important as schooling in itself is draining, so you must ensure you’re well fed to keep up.
By eating well, you can have sufficient energy to attend classes, do TDB, and by extension, bag a first class. Afterall, this is the University of the first and best in everything. Make the best of it. Enjoy.
