JOKES

 Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

A: Fingernails

Q: How do locomotives hear?

A: Through the engineers

Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

A:  An envelope

Q:  What did one eye say to the other?

A: Between you and me, something smells

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A: Just in case, he got a hole in one!

Q: Have you heard the joke about butter?

A: I better not tell you, it might spread!

Q: What is black when is clean and white when dirty?

A: A blackboard

Q: What did one hair say to the other?

A: It takes two to tangle!

Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

A: To see how long he slept

Q: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

A: Because he wanted to be on time

PEACHY

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