Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
A: Fingernails
Q: How do locomotives hear?
A: Through the engineers
Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope
Q: What did one eye say to the other?
A: Between you and me, something smells
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: Just in case, he got a hole in one!
Q: Have you heard the joke about butter?
A: I better not tell you, it might spread!
Q: What is black when is clean and white when dirty?
A: A blackboard
Q: What did one hair say to the other?
A: It takes two to tangle!
Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?
A: To see how long he slept
Q: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?
A: Because he wanted to be on time
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